baby penguin 

Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.

"He's SUCH a baby penguin!!!"
"I know! Girls are too sexual for him..."

baby penguin by becbec March 7, 2012

Genuine Penguin 

The act of a black man having sex with a white woman on a toboggan.

My boyfriend gave me a genuine penguin for my birthday.

Genuine Penguin by T dazzle December 14, 2015

where were u wen club penguin die 

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

where were u wen club penguin die by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Angry penguin 

When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.

*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin

Angry penguin by Dabbbs November 16, 2017

Club Penguin is kil 

no

-"club penguin is kil"
-"no"

Club Penguin is kil by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

walking like a penguin by the comand'r October 10, 2016

penguin of doom 

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.

"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"

penguin of doom by LittleSallySparrow July 11, 2012