The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled 

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

Hung Parliament 

The term originates from the United Kingdom, and arises from a situation when the government becomes so full of dicks that voters lose faith. When a general election happens, no majority is declared and a hung parliament occurs.

"After the expenses scam, the Houses of Parliament were so chock-a-block with cocks that I'm certain the government after this election will be a Hung Parliament."

Hung Parliament by expenses scandal April 16, 2010

Poutine Parliament 

When the Government of Canada does an act of pure stupidity that serves the oligarchy and rich.

Bro 1: Did you see how the feds are spending money?
Bro 2: yeah they're a Poutine Parliament

Poutine Parliament by Feprexzikn April 5, 2022

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

The Scottish Parliament by Billy November 5, 2004

standing member of parliament 

A member of parliament that does not lie by default

Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.

standing member of parliament by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Rehanging Parliament (UK) 

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

Rehanging Parliament (UK) by Mad_Jack January 2, 2011

Hung Parliament 

Members of British parliament with monstrous dicks with veins the size of a normal persons wrist, that are thrust down the throats of baby elephants. This process usually arouses morbidly grotesque middle aged men.

Dude at the zoo: "Damn that is one "HUNG parliament!"

Hung Parliament by GeorgePooney69 May 13, 2010