peter-panned 

An act of which two mammals (or non-mammals, whatever one prefers) "pan" each other. One may take the word "pan" in anyway, shape, or form that he or she prefers.

Nicole Rose Palmer was peter-panned in Kelcey Fabianski's bed while Taylor Dash and Kaity Olson were sleeping.

peter-panned by IOWACiTY2010 November 27, 2010

pangea

the world before it was seperated into contenents

pangea was just one big country and or world

pangea by nicolas mendosa February 6, 2008

pangea

when, due to excess moisture and heat, your balls stick to your leg, and your dick sticks to your balls. similar in concept to the classical definition of the word.

"bro, i've got a major pangea right now. summer sucks."

pangea by polecat13 April 24, 2009

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

punged 

Past tence, of Ping. ...Ping, being a term commonly used in reference to a quick electronic communication (email, IM, TXT....)

Steve "Hey Man, you were supposed to ping me that file"

Joe "I punged it to you last week"

punged by Nabeel S May 2, 2008

Calum Paged 

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

Calum Paged by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

Pangeism 

The political ideology that if Pangea stayed married, war wouldn’t be a thing.

Guy 1: are you a liberal or conservative

Guy 2: I bet you support continents.
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: I’m a pangeist
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: Pangeism would end war!!

Guy 1: no it woulntn

Pangeism by lemengrob March 18, 2021