PB and Shaft 

During intercourse a man will lather his dick (aka shaft) and balls in peanut butter and jelly. Once the man has successfully coated his dick and balls in the famous pair he will then put the whole package between two nice fluffy pieces of white bread and let the girl eat it all off. Voila, you have a PB and Shaft.

Dude I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and we decided to get a little bit frisky, so she let me try out the old PB and Shaft trick. I've never seen here eat so vigorously.

PB and Shaft by Clickity Cla Cla Claxton June 28, 2010

PB&J Sandwich

When you’re hittin it from behind and you pull out and your first load goes on her pussy, and the rest goes on her butt. Therefore it’s a pussy butt and jizz sandwich

Ayo Satan I just PB&J Sandwiched Eve, you proud?

PB&J Sandwich by McSpankemz February 3, 2022

Pb and J sandwich 

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

Pb and J sandwich by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

pb and j sex 

When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.

Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.

pb and j sex by pb and j sex October 15, 2014

PB Ritch Middle School

Paul Brown Ritch made a school. 2 of them. An elementary and a middle. school containing 3 main groups. Black Girls, Black Guys, and trashy white boys that think they're thugs bc they know bad words and don't own belts. 4 if you count the Others (LGBT, Awkwards, A little bit of both). The school doesn't really live up to its name, P.B.. The only sinks with warm water are the Art room and the nurse. They can't even afford hot water and recess. The main groups of students are clearly visible. The 6th graders that are usually the rude types that try to act ghetto and bring condoms to school that they use as balloons, and the sixth graders that are filled with hope in their 1st year and leave with depression, anxiety, while being scarred both emotionally and physically. When a teacher gets on to them for something, the 6th graders lie and act way more offended then when they are called gay. Their are an unequal mixture of teachers that are great and those who make you contemplate suicide. 8th grade teachers are chill though. Some try but fail. And this includes the substitutes of which some are great while others spit out racial slurs, cuss, and those who are like sixty but dress like college students who got dressed in the dark to go to a rave. 4/10

I don't like going to PB Ritch Middle School. It sucks. Chorus connection was boss af

PB Ritch Middle School by bb-panzu November 15, 2018

PB AND J SANDWICH 

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

PB AND J SANDWICH by HUGESET D February 5, 2009

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005