Opposite Day 

A day where everything you say means the opposite of what it normally would. Kinda juvenile, but its fun too.

OMG It's opposite day, so I'm gay, Tony Blair is a fascinating and compelling leader, and my g/f is flat...

Opposite Day by theoneandonlyhazer July 23, 2005

Opposite Talk 

V. Art of saying 1 thing and meaning the complete opposite of it.

Usually denoted by an elongation of the word meant to be opposite.

If you use it often, we use it everyday, everyone catches on. even girlfriends.
Created by: Gago

Opposite talk:

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE chemistry: I HATE chemistry

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK MORE YOUUUUUUUUU: stop talking

WHen someone tells you to do something, you say MEEEEEEEEEE : I'm the last person to do it.
When someone tells you to do something and you
scream YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : meaning as if YOUR gonna do it.

Opposite Talk by Gago October 2, 2006

Opposite of cool 

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

Opposite of cool by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Opposite penis syndrome 

a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.

-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!

Opposite penis syndrome by stupidjeriactrictfuck February 18, 2011

Opposite of the Holocaust

Used to Describe something Amazing.

"Hey how were Katie Holmes' Tits?"
"You know the holocaust? Picture the Exact opposite of the holocaust"

Opposite of the Holocaust by MDassassin April 25, 2007

Opposite Vampire 

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

Opposite Vampire by i know cool things November 5, 2011

Opposite Angle

A weird feeling when a girl is doing what a guy is supposed to do.

She gave me an opposite angle when she asked me out.

Opposite Angle by Alans35 August 4, 2016