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Outing Dumbledore
An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.
“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”
Outing Dumbledore by randominternetloser June 7, 2020
orting
the act of being excessivly loud, annoying, obnoxious and/or drunk
pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"
pertains to the chant "ORT! ORT! ORT!"
Stop orting in my face!
You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.
Ort! Ort! Ort!
You just orted everywhere, you must have spilt about five gallons of ort.
Ort! Ort! Ort!
Orting Heimlich Maneuver
(Commonly called “The Orting”)
A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.
The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.
Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.
HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.
While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.
POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.
The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.
Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.
HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.
While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.
POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”
“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”
“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”
“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
Orting Heimlich Maneuver by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022
Golf Outing
Golf Outing by JoeySantanello March 4, 2011
Ambien outing
An Ambien outing is when someone doesn't follow this sleep prescription medicine's warning to take right before going to sleep! To do otherwise is to risk falling to sleep while you think your doing something else. AKA: Sleep walking !
Guys did you hear about Tom's Ambien Outing ?? Yea, he went through McDonald's drive through... literally! Blew out a tire and then called his cousin in the middle of the night for help, all while fast asleep.
Ambien outing by susabar April 10, 2010