notification elation

the temporary high achieved when you receive an abnormally large number of facebook notifications

Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)

I got extreme notification elation when I logged onto my facebook and saw that 78 people had commented on my newly posted picture... I had no idea that many people looked at my albums!!

I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.

notification elation by DanaCath February 20, 2009

Notification Whore 

Someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they've been sent any new notifications/messages

"Grace, can I go on facebook for a sec? I need to check my notifications"

"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"

"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"

"Ugh, what a notification whore.."

Notification Whore by Janice Booterman April 19, 2009

notification 

One of those random annoying popups that really piss you off but you don't turn it off anyway.

These notifications are pissing me off

notification by Multarix December 26, 2016

notification rape 

On Facebook when you comment on a picture or something and come back a few hours later and have a lot of notifications

*comments on pic*

one hour later:

143 new notifications from same pic

"guys, what's with the notification rape?!"

notification rape by facebookman March 1, 2009

Notificated 

The act of being notified

"Did you get my text?"
"No, I wasn't notificated."
"Damn it, I needed you to buy magic bread."

Notificated by SpicyCat February 11, 2015

Notification nightmare 

Receiving a slew of notifications for one or more pictures/videos/etc that one is affiliated with on Facebook. Caused when other people tagged in that picture/video/etc keep commenting. Hast the tendency to clog up e-mail inboxes and results in a pileup of red notifications in the lower right hand corner of the facebook screen toolbar. Can be very annoying or amusing, depending on the individual.

I woke up this morning to a notification nightmare when I saw that 50 new comments had been posted about the candid picture I snapped of Derek cheating on Hailey.

Notification nightmare by RealityHitz August 1, 2009

Notification Sniped 

When you press a button at the top of your phone (eg back), and a notification pops up in the motion of pressing the button that you you accidentally press it and open something you don’t want to open.

Damn bro, I didn’t wanna message her back yet but now I have to because I got notification sniped

Notification Sniped by Woodsman2121 February 28, 2022