When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

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Notch Apple

An enchanted apple (A.K.A a notch apple or enchanted golden apple) is one of the most powerful food items in Minecraft. Gives effects such as Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and Fire Resistance.

Eating the Notch Apple will give massive benefits.

Notch Apple by Sams Underntale October 10, 2019

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crank it up a notch

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

crank it up a notch by Montage0921 June 8, 2021

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turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'

Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.

turd it up a notch by truckel5 August 1, 2010

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