Joe: Paula, look, I just can't take it anymore, I have to say it.....You.....You have nice tits.
Paula: It's ok, really, would you like for me to reveal them to you?
Joe: Be my guest....make 'em spill.
Paula: ~~~SHOWS JOE HER TITS~~~
Joe: ~~~FEELS ON PAULA'S TITS~~ niiiice.
What a girl uses to either deny, let down, or reject a guy without telling him that he simply can't bench enough to please her. Usually said by a girl that is shallow, but doesn't want to admit it. Nice is used to emotionally screw a guy. In a sense, a girl emotionally laying pwnage on a guy.
Can be replaced with sweet, kind, smart, or anything not involving rippling muscles and a -2.0 GPA.
Also used when someone does somethingreally stupid or so extreme it is beyond normal comment.
"Dude I just totally killed our dog."
"Nice..."
"Dude I just totally got laid with the Olsen twins"
"Nice..."
"Dude I just got my MP3 player stuck in my ass."
"Nice..."
"Sally, I really like you. Maybe we can go out sometime?"
"Your a nice guy and all... its just (insert bullshit here)."
"Well, maybe when (the bullshit) is over?"
"Sure. I'll call you then. Don't call me. Ever."
Someone who is pleasant to be around and considers other peoplesfeelings. Not to be confused with a Kiss Up or Suck Up, A Kiss Up is someone who is overly nice to people only to get what they want.