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Nappy shack 

A foreclosed business in Hanwell, London. The business once was a blooming place where many customers would arrive to sleep over. The prices are affordable and cheaper than other competitors. The booking is very easy as you could contact the owner or go onto the website. The business went into a downturn after a few months of operating, the customers steadily declined after a scandal where nappies were found in the tenant rooms. The attempt at saving their reputation with their partnership with Nathan's butter was not sufficient enough and caused the place to shutdown due to bankruptcy. The owner is elusive and not many people know of him, he is rumoured to be creating counterfeit nappies by hand and selling them to the local area, we know this from our proud customer and insider Milosz. It is rumored that ghosts trapped inside the nappies still wander around the halls of this place, the air is contaminated with Cheeto dust and asbestos which wards off any scavengers.
"Your council house smells like shit Maciej"
"You cant fucking talk, your house smells like Nappy shack!"
Nappy shack by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome) 

When a person's face & hair is so nappy and they still act like they are complete hotties!
Skyler: "Man look at Kailei."
Brian: " She's so nappy."
Stetsen: "She has a bad case of NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)"

Snappy Nappy Dugout

An ole school urban colloquial term, circa 1970’s, for the female genitalia denoting positive connotations similar to that of couchie, snatch, bubble gum taco, poodie cake, love box, kitty kat, or “ that sweet

thing”.
I’ve been dealing girlie for awhile now. That snappy nappy dugout got me whipped that I don’t even hang with by boys anymore.

Slappy Nappy 

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’
Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

slag nappy 

You dirty bitch !!! You left a used slag nappy in the bin, and didnt even wrap it in tissue. Not to mention the one you tried to flush down the toilet last week!!!
slag nappy by C Emsley August 25, 2007

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.