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NYPD Highway Patrol 

: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.
Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.
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Sargent Cabooky Man NYPD 

Crime fighting companion in "The Toxic Avenger".
Sargent Cabooky Man is comepleatly worthless

NYPDNiteShift 

When playing Black Ops, to get an unprededented amount of kills, so much so that your teammates will often become angry, saying things like, "hey, stop stealing all the kills," "save some kills for the rest of us," or "christ, ANOTHER huey? What the fuck man?" Can be shortened to simply "Niteshift."

Also, to act in an overly famboyant and highly offensive gay manner in order to incite anger from a member of the other team. Often references "vanilla milkshakes."

See also "Dark Lotus"
Shit, I was just playing HQ, and this kid went all fucking NYPDNiteshift. He ended up with more kills than almost the entire rest of the team. What a bitch. I mean shit, the first huey was fun, but the 3rd and 4th? And don't even get me started about the fucked up shit he says to little kids.
NYPDNiteShift by The Black Flower January 19, 2011

NYPDruid 

A member of the New York Police Department supernatural division.
Imagine if Harry Callahan was a part of the NYPDruid squad?
NYPDruid by JewishMadam January 17, 2021
New York Police Department Killers
Ayo these mfers pulled a gun on me for no reason, NYPDK!!!
NYPDK by criticalcritics August 8, 2024