mustard sweat

When you eat so much mustard you start to sweat

We had to take billy to the doctor. He broke out with a case of the mustard sweats

mustard sweat by 1610861 September 14, 2013

Spicy Mustard Salad 

When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.

Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."

Spicy Mustard Salad by bdeckerlaklak24601 October 30, 2011

Mustard Snack 

When one is performing fellatio or cunnilingus on a partner and the partner has an explosive diaherra episode.

I was so excited to finally get to eat her out and the bitch gave me a mustard snack!

Mustard Snack by RacerX69 August 13, 2011

Mustard Sock 

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

Mustard Sock by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustard stroke 

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

Mustard stroke by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

mustard sack 

When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass

Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack

mustard sack by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017

mustard seed sperm 

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

mustard seed sperm by hexicon September 13, 2006