The epitome of lard, chunk, chubs and everything in between. An individual that possesses half the weight of the sun but also the skill of consuming anything tangible - some even say things that aren't. Along with his authentic Indian descent, he carries a level of funkiness that is unmatched. A character who is also recognised for his work in the FBI - a master of the craft. His inventory contains videos from your dog's burial to your aunty's affair. He formally and informally goes by the name CHUNK. Synonyms include: Chunky Cheese (original), Chunky Funk (modern), Funky Chunk (hybrid)