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Middy Whisper 

You drop your guts then bend over and breath it in then blow it on your loved ones (or anyone close by)!
Heh baby, you're a bit ugly for a fuck but I'll Middy Whisper you!
Middy Whisper by Middy999 February 28, 2017

Middy Effect 

When you interact with middy you fall into chaos
Jaws a nice person fell into the middy effect and turned into a mean person
Fear a normal person fell into the middy effect and being a unnormal person
Middy Effect by Just_middy December 22, 2022

Middy Scale 

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
Middy Scale by lolsquid January 29, 2014

Middy La Corta 

You seen that Middy La Corta he’s a heroin addict you know
Middy La Corta by Middylacorta August 4, 2022

Middy Lo Corta 

A bum, typically a blonde chav who scrounges for change around Preston and makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but really he can’t, he cats off cherry drops and wears dead Burberry.
Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty.

Middy Lo Corta 

A bum, typically a blonde chav who
scrounges for change around Preston and
makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but
really he can't, he cats off cherry drops and
wears dead Burberry.
Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty tramp.