mexican beans 

re-used beans from mexico are call frijoles refritos or refried beans..

Gringos always say no wineo to re-used mexican beans!!
What they don't know is we really don't re-use them..
Just cook them mash them & cook again..

Hay amigos put some mexican beans on top of sos shit & eat fresh. ( crazy norte americanos )

mexican beans by itichie_nocanpo September 11, 2006

Mexican Beanbag 

A scientific term for a very horny Mexican.

Yo look at that Mexican beanbag. He's so horny ese.

Mexican Beanbag by BobWillis October 10, 2008

Mexican Beaner 

1. A young boy with a highly generic Spanish name. Usually these include Juan, Jose, Rafael... Etc
2. Someone who has extremely poor English and grammar skills due to his cultural background.
3. Someone most likely to be deported when Trump becomes president in 2016.

4. Has an extreme reliance on drugs and alcohol, usually cannot support his family because the money goes right back into his addiction

Mexican Beaner in real life.
Person A: Yo, you know where I can get some shrooms on the low?
Person B: Yeah I got a guy, name is Juan. Learn to speak a bit or two in Spanish because the guy is a beaner, and maybe he'll cut you a low price.

Mexican Beaner by StraightUpFuckboi December 11, 2015

Mexican Jelly Beans 

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

Mexican Jelly Beans by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

Mexican Jumping Beans 

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

Mexican Jumping Beans by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans 

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

Mexican Jumping Beans by baller393 November 4, 2011