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mom melter 

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.
"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
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Face Melter 

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.
-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!
Face Melter by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004
A person that talks absoulte shite and so much of it your brain feels like its starting to melt.
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"I wish she'd shut up she's really melting my head"
melter by GUer March 17, 2005
Someone who continuely annoys or irritates someone though speech (usually), this is "melting" them.
The younger melts are described as "mini-melts."
People argue as to the origin of the term "melter" or "melt" but many believe it originated from a man from Belfast Northern Ireland called Christopher who is now known as "Mr.Melt." He was well known for his "melting" powers.
Many people can be considered a "melter" or a "melt."
Stop being such a melter!

I really hate melters.

Oh no, here comes another melter.

I'm being melted by this melter.
melter by Thescumbag June 21, 2006

Dirty Meltzer 

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.
While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.
Dirty Meltzer by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

Melting Pot of Friendship 

A term used by radio-host "Ghost" on the True Capitalist Radio when called a racist on his show.
I'm not a racist, I'm A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!