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A classical definition of a man who is sometimes asshole.

Seems like a hoe in a future.
Seems like a bad friend, but he will always have a pleause to drink with you!
Also, he is great because he keeps your secret like a God although if you are in a fight with him.
He can be so lovely.
Sarah: Look, Marko is overhere!
Ksenia: Maybe we can callout him there?
Sarah: But he is looking like he os in bad mood.
Ksenia: Sure, but he is always ready for a bottle of wine.
Marko by Awkwardwierd1611 January 9, 2018
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a fuckboy that most likely will act like he's in love with you and then cheat on you. always puts on a show when he is gonna lose you because he can not live without a GIRL, not gonna lie it's hard to fall out of love with a marko.
"wow did you hear what happened to Alex"

"yes that was such a marko"
marko by lolchchcjckdlfo March 21, 2019
Marko is a serbian jewish duck who loves drinking. You will notice him by his walking and immediatly think he is a duck. His ancestors were in auschwitz.
Person 1: Oh look a duck
Person 2: No you idiot, that is Marko Simunic
Marko by Desperaso January 26, 2019
A fucking retard with a long black dick and a white skin. normally called a markie. A marko is also a mother fucker of his own kind
your'e a marko
Marko by Travo1 August 20, 2014
Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you. At times it may seem as though he doesn't love you but he does. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. He is very athletic and can play any sports. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.
Never leave a Marko out of your sight.
Marko by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018
Marko only cares about himself
Marko by WORDPERSON223'S February 3, 2020
the act of being in love with Burger king. when you cant stop thinking about it.
Tom- man, im really markoing right know.
Dudek- yeah, me to. McDonald's sucks.
marko by kkklolkkk December 11, 2007