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Luggage Nugget 

That guy at the airport who goes through all of your neatly folded luggage and throws it all back wrinkled and unfolded.
Yea, that Luggage Nugget over there went through my gear and taxed my gig hardcore cruster.
Luggage Nugget by SoDangles April 4, 2009

luggage gas 

The act of farting at the airport and blaming it on other people's stinky luggage
Guy 1 - Man it smells like shit in this airport, did you fart?

Guy 2- It is probably those poor people's luggage, stupid SouthWest Airlines.

Guy 1 - Stupid luggage gas
luggage gas by TheonlyR2 August 21, 2012

LUGGAGE RATS

Luggage rat(s)

AN INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS DEFINED AS TOURISTS IN ANY GIVEN LOCATION THAT ARRIVE WITH LARGE EMPTY WHEELED SUIT CASES LUGGAGE WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT TO BUY AS MANY ITEMS AS POSSIBLE FOR TRANSPORT BACK ACROSS THE BORDER INTO THEIR HOME COUNTRY.

THE PRACTICE IS MOST COMMON IN HONG KONG / SHENZHEN REGION AND DURING WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS HORDES OF TOURISTS ARE SEEN SWARMING STORES AND PURCHASING GOODS WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT OF FULFILLING ORDERS OR PROFITEERING FROM RESALE ONCE BACK ACROSS THE BORDER.

TYPICALLY, THE INDIVIDUALS DRAG THEIR LUGGAGE AROUND THE CITY WITHOUT THE INTENT TO STAY OVERNIGHT. OFTEN FOUND CAMPING IN RESTAURANTS E.G. MCDONALDS USING FREE WIFI AND WAITING FOR RETURN FLIGHTS AND TRAINS THE SAME DAY.

IT IS COMMON TO OBSERVE INDIVIDUALS BUYING LARGER LUGGAGE TO ACCOMMODATE TRANSPORTING AS MUCH CONTRABAND AS POSSIBLE.

HONG KONG SHOPPING AREAS GENERALLY HAVE OUTSIDE LUGGAGE KIOSKS TO ACCOMMODATE THESE NEEDS.

SYNONYM: PACK RAT / MOBILE PACK RAT
Luggage rats can be seen swarming the streets and shopping districts every weekend and holidays looking to pack away as many goods as possible into their empty luggage to take home and resell.
LUGGAGE RATS by Tang_Wenbo July 16, 2019

Luggage Carrier 

When you're a big deal like George Rekers, you dont want to have your reputation tarnished by a boy whore. So just simplify the problem with a luggage carrier.

Ex.
Don't drop the soap. Oh, it's ok, he's just my luggage carrier.

Luggage bitch 

A person you invite only to carry your bags.
I only invited him because he's my luggage bitch.
Luggage bitch by Quest The Rabbit August 28, 2016

Luggage Bag 

A girl that has had sex so many times that for the man to get any feeling during sex he has to manually hold her pussy flaps against his shaft while penetrating her.
Dude, my arms got so tired last night having sex with a luggage bag
Luggage Bag by Luggage.papa June 13, 2018