The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special
boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants
will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they
will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of '
candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old
carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That
guy is
literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and
even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
