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Light-Switch Bitch 

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Light-Switch Bitch by Alison Von October 19, 2010

light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.
A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

light switch dating 

u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether
"Yo did u see Kim an' carl dey be light switch datinG!"
light switch dating by CatHerIne.R November 21, 2007

Light Switch Friends 

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.
Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.
Light Switch Friends by Milla5 March 13, 2022

light switch lesbian 

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something

LIGHT SWITCH RELATIONSHIP

when you keep goin back out with the same person a bunch of times.
i love this gurl to bad we have a light switch relationship