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A sweet guy who is charismatic, romantic and fiercely protective over what he cares for. Even though he doesn't open up to people that often, he isn't rude or abrasive in his mannerisms. A Landon has the cutest smile, a awesome taste in music, a 'douchebag' car, and blue-green-gray eyes. Any girl would be lucky to have a Landon of their own. Landons found have often been measured to be over 6' tall.
Person 1: I've finally caught a Landon of my own!
Person 2: Congrats... I wish I could find one too...
Landon by kakkmaddafakkah April 23, 2013
Landon is a cool charming guy who likes to hang out with his friends. Make jokes sleeps in his underwear and just doesn't care what people think. He has a big wang and he's not scareda of anybody. And the coolest thing about him is

that his squad always has his back.
Landon is cool
Landon by Ggggggggg🖕👌 June 1, 2018
Landon is a great person with a huge heart. He will do anything to see someone smile no matter what he has to do. He will stick by your side through thick and thin and will not leave you. If you need to get something off your chest, he is always there to talk to and he will listen to what you're saying. He is the person you call on at 3 in the morning when something is wrong. You can't help but love Landon.
Person 1: something is wrong
Person 2: call Landon. He will help you
Landon by Burnt.burrito June 28, 2019
Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.

He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.
P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.
Landon by Korenouya June 19, 2019
A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.
Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.
Landon by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019
unbelievably thick caboose
that guy must be a Landon. Look at dat caboose.
landon by arabia12345 October 29, 2019