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Konrad is a carrot top, he is a weird guy that talks about soccer 24/7. His hair looks kind of weird but we're here for it. For short people call him Bib Master G.
Konrad is a boy
Konrad by bibmaster March 18, 2019
"im going to have a konrad"
konrad by Geogeo June 11, 2006
A name for someone who enjoys staring at children in the park and probably has a few in his basement.
Guy 1: Oh no it is Konrad!

Guy 2: Come on not again...

Guy 3: Just go Konrad.

Konrad: Damn, well at least I was able to capture two children today.
Konrad by YeetedMeat March 26, 2019
A creepy 4 foot 14 year old who caries around an overly large yeti lunchbox and is obsessed with rick and morty is very unintellingent
Maleah is a Konrad
Konrad by seanmacneillgsoj November 2, 2017
Clearly likes guys just dosen't want to admit it. Konrad is very cruel and gets beaten by his friends.
Did you see Konrad? He likes guys.
Konrad by Ishsbe isheb e September 13, 2021
A dude that lives inside a "supposedly" $1 Million dollar house, and his own father works at a car wash, and Konrad has a 25 inch chose.
"Konrad, your getting me hard, I bet your got a 25 incher."
Konrad by BigDickSteele March 4, 2020