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Rui Kojima 

gay fag who likes to suck balls. his moms balls.
Rui Kojima by gay April 3, 2003

Hideo Kojima 

n. plurral - "Hideo Kojimas" Game director said to have once expressed a desire to make something that could hurt gamers. Creator of plotline for Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2, among others. Known perpetrator against the laws prohibiting False Advertising. Creates games that are worshipped as "The best stealth game(s) ever!" in spite of the extremely limited number of Stealth Games currently in existance. Can also be used as an adjective describing any piece of media that takes itself far too seriously while not offering much substantial plot, gameplay, or fun in return.
n. "Damn you, Hideo Kojima! Daaaaamn Yooooouuuu!"
adj. "I was about halfway through the book when the author started pulling a Hideo Kojima on me. It was freaky."
Hideo Kojima by Krine September 26, 2003

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Kojimaing 

Kojimaing is a process named after Hideo Kojima, creator of the Metal Gear series and other cult hits such as Snatcher. If you visit his twitter account, you'll see he has posted pictures of every meal he has eaten since his acquisition of a smart phone. Thus, Kojimaing is the act of sending pictures of your food to friends, or posting it to social media.
Ever since Jeff went to India, he's been Kojimaing me pictures of every meal he's eaten!
Kojimaing by Diabrettic July 9, 2012
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet! She is understanding and totally fun to be around. She's super smart and cute(: Her eyes are sheer perfection and her hair is amazing(:
Kosima, You're amazing<3
Kosima by Tatum-Ecstasy February 28, 2013
vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.
1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!
kojiami by Anon Person January 14, 2006