Kirsty is a person that never showers and always smells. She often wears the same clothes and you get sick of seeing those grey shorts she wears. She is a terror to live with and a wind up merchant. Kirsty always takes a joke to far and can often give but not take.

That girl smells... she’s a real Kirsty

Kirsty by KitKat4TheBin February 16, 2020

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Kirsty

Proper Noun

A Kirsty is a Person that you go to with £20 and ask for sex (A Whore) she is self absorbed and is only concerned with self betterment at any cost. Her long dark hair smells of horse shite. By the time you meet her she'll be begging for husband two after bankrupting the first, from living beyond her means, the second man will be dumb and stupid for he'll have abandoned his real loving family after being lured in by her mermaid like traits from Grecian mythology. A Kirsty is a woman that should be avoided at all cost for your safety.

Person A: Look at that Kirsty over there
Person B: RUN, Run as far and as fast as you can before she leaches, away all of your securities.

Kirsty by KerbySherby April 1, 2020

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kirsty

Direct opposite of busty (female version of barsty.)

“Did Kaylee jump off the bridge?”
“No dude. She’s super kirsty, she’ll never do anything.”

kirsty by tequilababy August 5, 2020

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Kirsty

Name given to spunk dumpsters from Birmingham. Kirsty’s averagely spend three quarters of their life on their knees and are known to be huge Star Trek fans

“Dude did you check out that Pornhub vid I sent you of that girl getting dicked by 6 guys at once? She looked like she was more airtight than a submarines hatch!”

“Yeah man! She was a right Kirsty”

Kirsty by OuttaWangolian April 6, 2021

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