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A kirill khoroshaev 

The pinnacle and THE DEFINITION of a smart Russian, a Kirill is someone so smart that you physically want to beat them up just because of how smart they are.
There is a key set of checkboxes you have to tick to be qualified as a Kirill, YOU HAVE TO POSSES the knowledge to make Neil Degrass Tyson get erected just due to your sheer intellect, and you need to have absolute YAP skills so you can yap about math for hours on end. A Kirill is very time efficient, it finishes its work 2 months before the work is due.
A Kirill hates Polyphia and black metal.
Also, a Kirill possesses time travel capabilities, so they can sleep at 6 am and wake up at 4 am.
The way to catch a Kirill is very specific: Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes mixed together in a bowl.
Did you finish all of the HL IB physics curriculum in 6 months?
Tough luck a Kirill Khoroshaev would do it in one night.

"A kirill never touches others but always gets touched without resistance"
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Used to describe a particularly short haircut. Used in reference to the "Dragon Ball" character, who is bald.
Person 1: yoooooo my dude you seen Trey today??
Person 2: YEAH BRUH MY SON GOT THE KRILLIN
Krillin by Lil Gris The Kid March 21, 2017

Krillion 

Krillion: a word you can use in many ways. like Million, or trillion.
Krillion by Chaeyoung_Fox April 22, 2023

Kirilled 

the act of getting caught with any type of illegal substance, or getting caught with the underage use of alcohol and/or tobacco products.
"Yo, John, where were you at Fred's party?" "I got kirilled bad man, the cops found my shit."
Kirilled by pileofjizz12 December 1, 2009
Kyrill is the best friend you could ever Hope for and he is a sexy Ass MF. You could never hate him cuz He a cute Ass lightskin
Damnnnn Kyrill is fine
Kyrill by Lalser February 18, 2020
Crack cocaine; Specifically, individual crack rocks.
Used extensively in rhymes by rapper MF DOOM.
"Villain man never ran with krills in his hand, and
Won't stop rockin' till he clocked in a gazillion grand."

- MF DOOM, Gazillion Ear

"Instead, she wants to hear the beatbox
Take pills and make fake krills that's sheetrocks."

- MF DOOM, Vomitspit

"We hollow krills, she swallow pills
He follow flea collar three dollar bills."

- MF DOOM, Beef Rap

"Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny
Only thing that come between us is krill and money."

- MF DOOM, Rhymes Like Dimes

"Don't smoke krill, won't need Topol
If the flouride don't kill you, then the soap will."

- Viktor Vaughn (MF DOOM), Dope Skill
krills by Doogie Howitzer October 2, 2009

krillion 

a whole mess of 'um. the most you can imagine without reaching infinity.
that loser called me a krillion times but i muted his ass.
or "i have a krillion shoes but going to dillards to see what they have"
krillion by pinkandred February 4, 2006