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A Youge Jedi, also a true fan of Rookie who he bows down to. Billie Jean is his love

A true Sinister Lover
-Do you want to hang out with Kiefer?
-Chore Buddy
Kiefer by Rookie69 May 17, 2021
Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.
Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!

Guy Two: What a Kiefer!

Caitlin: Pie..

Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Kiefer by HeartMrTim October 18, 2008
Flipping a large vehichle 180 degrees ending in a crash, usually with a car, boat, or skateboard. Often a result of reckless driving.
Dude dude you see that? He totally just Kiefered his car.
Kiefer by Dirknath January 8, 2009
Sick guy funny likes girls has a big dick and loves to have sex in bed
Kiefer likes sex
Kiefer by Wolfkiler January 13, 2017
A person who is a little pussy but talks like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread
*I just beat up like 6 dudes after I fucked like 21 bitches

*Man stop being such a Kiefer
Kiefer by repthesquad March 1, 2015
also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.
::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
kiefer by neilbauer May 13, 2005