jeezy sneeze 

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.

"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze

jeezy sneeze by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass December 3, 2013

jeezy peats 

a southern expression; meaning something like (jesus christ)

my mom says it. :P

jeezy peats that boy has a large afro.

jeezy peats by rickjames. June 22, 2010

jeezy creezy 

slang term for Jesus Christ, invented by comedian Eddy Izard

Jeezy Creezy, Jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

jeezy creezy by Tion the One April 28, 2003

Jeezy widers

Using pages from the Bible to roll a joint or blunt

Thanks for sending me the Bible. Thanks for the Jeezy Widers while I was on the inside.

Jeezy widers by Matty1978 June 30, 2017

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.

"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy by NGE March 6, 2007

jeezy fries 

a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.

Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.

Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...

jeezy fries by jm00 March 1, 2009

jeezy peeps 

"jeezy peeps" is the name a friendship group will be called if you're addressing them as a whole, to be a "jeezy peeper" you have to be sexy, out going and fun

Damn! She is a hottie, she must be in the jeezy peeps!

jeezy peeps by Serinaxox September 18, 2017