jansse 

Super cool guy. Massive schlong. That's about it.

Yo that guys a jansse.

jansse by The dutch clutch September 9, 2021

Janssen 

A man who started out like a sealed tomb, hiding all the riches of who he is inside, only to be opened by the right person. That person (an insanely hot MILF) gets to experience the truth of who he is- a loyal, kind, nurturing, gentle human being who will protect those he loves at all costs. He is the kind of man that holds you when you cry and always stays, no matter how rough the night. He is a hold your hair while you vomit, laugh till you cry, grow old with you, raise babies with you, love you till it hurts kind of man. He sets the standard of love so high, you're sure there isn't anything even slightly better out there. He is the kind of person that makes life better for you, the kind of person that makes love easy, helps you grow into a better human and shows you why the people before never worked out. He is love in every definition of the word and I hope everyone can find themselves a Janssen...just not mine, because he is my whole world and more and I'm his too.

I can't wait to marry Janssen and be happy for the rest of my life with him.

Janssen by bmjforever November 24, 2021

janssy 

A girl, who likes nana, toiletbound hanako, roblox, drawing. She’s short, Salvadorian, and has black hair. She’s pretty and very popular whenever she walks down the street paparazzi comes down and chases her! Everyone wishes they were as pretty and smart as Janssy. She always gets love letters in her bookbag, and she just throws them out, cause she has no time for men!

Boy; I want Janssy so baddd
Girl: You can’t bag her! She’s to cool
Janssy: No you are girly!😜
(Girl faints)

janssy by prettygirlcraycray June 23, 2023

jimmy jansson 

swedish pop star, bullshiting everyone he meets online...

Irina: so your band, are you guys famous yet?
Jimmy Jansson: no, but i wish

jimmy jansson by Irinag October 9, 2008

Emil Jansson 

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

Emil Jansson by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

Andrew Janssen 

Ingii Egg Yolk

Man: "Ur an Andrew Janssen"
Woman: "Ingii Egg Yolk"

Andrew Janssen by Ingii Egg Yolk October 12, 2021

Laura Janssen 

aka Kelly piquet
"Model" Kelly Piquet is "Dating" f1 world champ max verstappen, and ex to former f1 driver Daniil Kvyat. She also has a kid with daniil named penelope.

@jenssenj776 on instagram

Laura Janssen (Kelly Piquet) comes with a Redbull seat

Laura Janssen by anonymous February 6, 2022