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jaimie lor joe jonas 

the most perfect couple ever to come to life
DESTINY meant to be
joe is definetly should be with jaimie and not taylor swift
jaimie lor joe jonas by omjj October 20, 2008

Jaimie Giffie 

is the epitome of awesome. she feels it, knows how to use it, smells like it and equally disperses the awesome among the people of earth.
Jaimie Giffie by Sunshine Bubbles October 23, 2010

Jaimie Stuart 

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.
Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt
Jaimie Stuart by LD666 July 12, 2024

Jew Jaimie 

a thing that will suck anything and everyone.
kool kid: jew jaimie gave me a blowjob. it was so nice.

asian kid: she deepthroated my 10 incher.

kool kid: she gave you a blowjob too?
asian kid: yep.
indian kid: she ate my 1.5 incher for lunch.
Jew Jaimie by fuck face 101 August 4, 2009

The Jaimie

"The Jaimie" is a common expression used amongst teenagers. It involves a person telling a joke, thinking it's the funniest thing in the world, and their listener giving them a weird look which creates awkwardness. Consequently, the speaker usually nervously looks around the room to avoid eye contact with the listener. You are expecting someone to break out in laughter, however the moment sort of fizzles away leaving an awkward silence. The creator of this popular expression, Jaimie B., obliviously used it constantly and the emotion was soon adopted by her friends, Hannah, Tori, and Colleen.
-"What do you call a butt that's sleeping?"
-"Tell me, because I'm interested in the name of sleeping butt."
-"A bull dozer! Get it?! Haha!"
*Listener gives the person a look that creates the awkwardest of awkward silences*
The Jaimie by Hannah <3 April 19, 2005

dirty jaimie 

A thirsty middle aged mildly unattractive man who likes to think he can attract many jizz bungalows specifically for the intent of group sex, unfortunately these often end in him crystabating
dirty jaimie by Yard Panther February 13, 2019