dogs in the bath 

When you're hittin it doggy and try to squeeze your nuts in her ass, but they keep jumping out like dogs in the bath.

You can only put your dogs in the bath if you have BB sized balls.

dogs in the bath by Bring amba lamp August 5, 2017

cat in the bath 

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

cat in the bath by brookelynfd December 5, 2017

Bath salts bitin speakers in the face 

A lyric from Rhianna's song N.E.R.D. Confusing, but might be a small mention of the case in Florida where a man on bath salts ate another mans face in a drugged craze.

Yo....man dont be doin bath salts. Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

GREG?! U sniffin what I think u sniffin? Boi im gettin outta here.

Bath salts bitin speakers in the face by Bloopbloopbloopyeahno July 26, 2018

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.

Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

the above ho aka me

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

michael in the bathroom by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

cat in the bathroom 

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

cat in the bathroom by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014