Immaculate Tadow 

The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.

Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet

Immaculate Tadow by Good Juan Time July 6, 2010

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013

Immaculate Drip

Having the best and cleanest outfit or "drip" with immense swag

Guy 1: Look at my mans Denver Nuggets Drip!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, he has immaculate drip

Immaculate Drip by DrakeDrizzyOvO September 10, 2020

Immaculate Buttpirate 

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.

The Newspaper Times

FRONT PAGE NEWS

POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!

In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.

Immaculate Buttpirate by YaniK August 7, 2009

Immaculate Rain

When it rains, but there are no visible clouds above you.

I stood outside and it was gently raining, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate rain". Immaculate rain and snow are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Snow")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.

"Immaculate Rain"; precipitation occurring with no visible clouds directly above is a sign of Spring in the high-desert.

Immaculate Rain by sugarrmag March 30, 2011

Immaculate Transportation 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

Immaculate Transportation by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

immaculate erection 

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason

Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!

immaculate erection by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009