i've been there i've came back i'm still here 

The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.

Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.

i've been there i've came back i'm still here by Sir. Sacksalot April 30, 2011

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there by Evilous Dark Power January 2, 2021

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there 

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there. 

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there. by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there 

True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there by Evilous Dark Power December 11, 2020

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5 

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5 by bony taddeley November 21, 2024