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Humptress 

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.
Humptress by David March 16, 2003

Jameric Humphrey 

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band
β€œJameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”
Jameric Humphrey by gary fendermen December 19, 2021

Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)
That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga

Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*

Humphrette 

The one and only wife to Humphrey, Stink Master, and Giver of AIDS.
Yo did you hear about Humphrette? I heard she married Humphrey. And apparently they smashed.
Humphrette by thatmanguy21 July 17, 2018

dirty umphries 

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.
Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.
dirty umphries by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013