Mike Huckabee

Governor of Arkansas from 1996 to 2007 and religious fanatic who believes that the Sandy Hook tragedy was caused by the lack of teacher-led prayer in public schools. Unsuccessfully ran for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 2008 and currently hosts a political commentary show on Fox News called "Huckabee". It's a shame that Fox hires men like Huckabee who use horrific events such as the Sandy Hook shooting to pimp their fascist views. It's also incredible how many Americans wish they lived in a theocracy.

Mike Huckabee embodies what is wrong with the religious right-wing and Republican Party.

Mike Huckabee by Pacash80 January 5, 2013

i heart huckabees

a sweet, funny, and charming movie about a young man's search to discover the meaning of life. in short, an existential comedy of sheer brilliance.

Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.

i heart huckabees by Indiefox September 3, 2005

Huckabee

A lie, or withholding of information done in an audacious, unrepentant, and habitual manner from a person with very little credibility.

Mitch is full of shit. The only thing coming out of his mouth are huckabees.

Huckabee by Wyld Stallones June 18, 2019

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What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

mike huckabee by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Huckabee

In gay male anal sex; the fecal matter and/or blood which may coat the penis during and after penetration. (Named for famously anti-gay Republican conservative Mike Huckabee)

I'm glad I used a condom, because when I pulled out, there was Huckabee all over my cock

Huckabee by ThomasRobertIrvin February 2, 2015

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The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

huckabee by starky February 24, 2008

Huckabee

(1)Someone who knows they can't win a race even if only 2 people are in it but stays in the race so the other person can be a winner and have some compatition. Not to be confused with a Romknee who could win but basically takes a dive early in the hopes of being rewarded for getting out of the way without much of a fight.

(2)A fake place holder used to gain some recognition or advantage. Can be used as a verb too.

(3)Not a pace setter but a pace follower. Someone who acts like a dog and heels. Could be used like boy was in the days of slavery. Or just a friendly use like bro or brother is too.

(1)John asks who will run against me for president so it will look like I have some compatition but be weaker and not win? Mike says "I'll be your Huckabee".
This is kind of like the expresion "I'll be your Huckleberry"

(2)John travels to work alone but uses the commuter lane by placing a dummy in the seat next to him. The dummy is a Huckabee. John Huckabeed his way into work today. John will Huckabee his way into the office to save time and money.

Microsoft will keep from being a monopoly as long as they can Huckabee the government into thinking that Apple computer is still compatition.

(3)John make sure that Huckabee knows his place. Yo Wut up myk Huckabee?

Huckabee by RePubLicKin February 10, 2008