Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

Free the hostages by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Extract the Hostages 

How you refer to masturbation if you play too much Counter-Strike, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6, or especially SOCOM. You may refer to your porn as intel and your hand as your squad or team, and your penis could be the compound.

Alright team, thanks to the intel we have gathered Firteam Bravo is going to extract the hostages from the terrorist compound.

Extract the Hostages by AdDiCtEd2sOcOm December 10, 2008

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages 

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

Hostacious 

The kind of host who goes above and beyond to make sure *everyone* is taken care of — like the Swiss Army knife of hospitality. Need a vegan option? Done. Forgot your charger? They've got one for every brand. Phone dying? Full charging station. It’s not just thoughtful — it’s *hostacious*.

Emily was so *hostacious*. I mentioned I was cold, and she handed me a blanket *and* tea. Someone forgot their charger? She had extras for iPhone, Android, and even a laptop.

Hostacious by Conewarp July 12, 2025