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Hoetagious 

When someone, or something, is such a hoe that it rubs off on others in a contagious manner like a sickness, causing others to take on hoe-like characteristics.

Also applicable to someone, or something, generally acting like a punk ass bitch so much that his/her friends start behaving that way too.
I don't want my girl hanging out with those hoetagious sluts.

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I can't even play video games with Shaun anymore. He cries every time I whip his ass and I'm afraid it's hoetagious.
Hoetagious by Girth049 February 23, 2010
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Outragously Hostile. A combonation of the word. Often used in my home country of Kazjickaztan.
Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!
Hostagous by [eXo5] May 7, 2007

Hoelarious 

The act of moving funny and being a hoe
She was acting hoelarious after the breakup
Hoelarious by @hp._x May 23, 2018

hoelarious 

(adj.) When something so damn funny it is considered Hoe-larious. Especially in the presence of women because it really pisses them off
Dude did you see the episode of Chappelles show last night? That shit was HOELARIOUS!
hoelarious by SamirHaider February 10, 2005

Hoedacious 

Haileys attire was hoedacious because it revealed her shoulders.
Hoedacious by GKforthewin October 4, 2016
that guy was hotalious
hotalious by Rirititi October 13, 2008

Hoelarious 

lets say a hoe called priscila shows up with with purple and yellow . we can say priscila looks hoelarious.
Hoelarious by ThugthugaCation November 30, 2016
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