hermione 

A name no one knew how to pronounce until Harry Potter was created with his side kick Hermione Granger

Pre-Harry Potter: "Her-moin? Her-minn-ie? Her-moine? Agh, never hear of this name!"

Post-Harry Potter: "Hermione? Everyone knows that name, but only one girl comes to mind when you say it now."

hermione by The skinny black cat October 23, 2013

Hermione 

A Hot Nerd

I would study with that Hermione any day of the week.

I would love to stick my pencil in Hermione's sharpener.

Hermione by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood July 4, 2010

Hermione 

A badass deathcore band from utah

Have you heard of hermione?

The harry potter character?

No! The band..

No dude..

Oh, well they're a fucking badass underground deathcore band from utah

Hermione by irockout January 17, 2011

Hermione 

A know-it-all witch from the Harry Potter books.

"You suck-up! Stop being such a Hermione!"

Hermione by Alyssa February 11, 2005

Hermione 

Noun:
Possibly the biggest cum-dumpster in Harry Potter, with the obvious exception of Dumbledore, who got sperminated by at least fifteen guys and got abortions for all of them except the Ginger fatass.

Verb:
To correct an inaccuracy in grammar during sex.

Ex:1
Guy 1: Hermione's a total slut.

Guy 2: Well yeah but not as much as Dumbledore.

Guy 1: Well that goes without saying.

Ex:2
Guy 1: So how'd things go last night?

Guy 2: Real good at first... But then she totally Hermione'd me. I yelled "Who are you fucking!" and she was like, "That SHOULD BE WHOM! WHOM ARE YOU FUCKING" And after that I developed ED.

Guy 1: Don't you mean "Really WELL at first?"

Hermione by Disappointed Weasley January 7, 2011

hermione 

the little bitch in harry potter books that thinks she is soo damn special and smart.

look at that hermione wanna be she is trying to mack on my man!

hermione by none yo buisness mofo April 26, 2003

Hermione 

Total loser

Hermione is a Total loser.

Hermione by Rice cakes November 2, 2020