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Sweaty Henson 

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…
Sweaty Henson by The Ridger July 21, 2022

Tim Henson 

Best guitarist ever and anime villain
Person1: Omg I want to fuck tim henson hes soo sexy
Person2: Wtf bro u gay
Tim Henson by Mint2y June 25, 2023

Jim Henson's Disease 

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!
Jim Henson's Disease by evildave January 23, 2011

Gavin Henson 

Reasonably hot Welsh rugby player with unfortunate folical growth on his head.
1) Gavin Henson aka Pointy Haired Lad

2)Niki: OMG Gavin Henson is like sooo hot!
Ruby: Shame about his hair though!
Niki: He's hot, he can do what he likes!!!

3) After seeing someone with an unindividual or copied hairstyle, dying to be noticed:
'He is such a wannabe Gavin Henson!'

Nathan Henson

This is somebody you need in your life who is kind, generous, and smarter than all. He’s better than most, and good at everything.
Man that guy is such a Nathan Henson. He is such a Nathan Henson he’s cool.
Nathan Henson by 🌶🙌🏽 January 13, 2021

gaven henson 

Gaven is a rugby player for Wales who played amazingly against s'lord in nz for the Lions 05 they guy also happens to be extremly hot and i love his hair!!!!!!!
Look up a lions website you shall sooo him!!!
gaven henson by Na-Na July 2, 2005