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Hebrew Jeebies 

Noun. Something you feel when a person of Jewish decent leaves you with an unsettling feeling. The person must be Jewish in order to distinguish between the heebie jeebies. It may or not be caused by their Judaism. If so, you are antisemitic.
There goes Seth Centaurman. He always gives me the weirdest looks.

Me too! He sure gives me the Hebrew Jeebies.

Hebrew Christian

noun
noun: Hebrew Christian; plural noun: Hebrew Christians

1.A person who claims to be Hebrew but still believes in Jesus (or black Jesus with a hebrew name), and His teachings in the new testament

Origin: Christianity
Ex. That Hebrew Christian is covered in the blood of Jesus!
Hebrew Christian by Zion Gary October 13, 2016

Hebrew Lover

A male of Jewish descent, who is a player with the ladies. Often associated with the unique theme music, " Na Na Hey Hey, Hebrew Lover" (sung to the tune of La Bouche's dance hit, Be My Lover).
"That is the third co-worker I've seen Jeff out with this month. Man, that guy is the Hebrew Lover."
Hebrew Lover by felipe1960 December 10, 2009

Hebrew Rebrew 

The act of running a second pot of coffee through used coffee grounds in an effort to be frugal. Also: Jew-brew
I've been known to hebrew rebrew a pot of joe when times get rough, but under no circumstances is it acceptable to go for a Hebrew Threebrew.
Hebrew Rebrew by rumham October 6, 2011

Hebrew Hammer 

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!

Hebrew Ulpan 

n. 1.An intensive language immersion program primarily offered in Israel.
2.A torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native Israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.A poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted
"Dude, I thought I was going to kill myself today during Hebrew Ulpan."
Hebrew Ulpan by Rachel Berman August 22, 2005