A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.

*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.

Grasshopper by Vivianne and Frances October 3, 2010

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Grasshopper

someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two.

billy went grasshopper at last nights party

Grasshopper by Artygan May 16, 2013

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grasshopper

A new slang word invented (or reinvented for that matter) in Peru to mean someone smokes weed.

"Dang, that kid looks really stoned"
"Don't you know? He's a hardcore grasshopper"

grasshopper by sawsan August 20, 2008

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grasshopper

A dude/fella who is still trying to get his way with the chicas.usually unsuccessfully. One who definitely needs advice from more experienced fellas about the way the GAME is to be played . And how to harness his inner finesse. Word.

Yo ma boy Rhusshawn is on some 'grasshopper type of shit'. He needs to get ahead of the game.

Dawg, you r a grasshopper, get it right.

You are a grasshopper.

grasshopper by Martin Agata Indiatsi March 25, 2008

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