generous jew

A generous Jew is an oxymoron. No such thing can exist and if such a thing did happen to exist, the universe would implode upon itself. There fore it is the government's job to make sure this never happens by eliminating all Jews that show signs of generosity.

Hey look it's a generous Jew. Well shit there goes the universe.

generous jew by #420blazin/360 no scope September 6, 2016

Generous halvsies 

When pouring a drink (generally shots), and the consumer of the said drink doesn't want a full shot, but a little more than half, he or she would ask for generous halvises.

"Don't give me a full shot, just give me half!"
"Bitch, you're taking a generous halvsies shot!"

Generous halvsies by jmo1989 March 6, 2010

generous nigga

an oxymoron. niggers are never generous because they are very concerned with the fact that they have been "disenfranchised" by the white man.

person 1: wow that dude is one generous nigga
person 2: lol thats like saying he is a generous jew.

generous nigga by niggalova1089237 December 24, 2007

Generous Texting 

If a person begins to engage in the act of texting, while you are talking, over the phone. they will text slower and less noticeable in an attempt to not interrupt you. normally followed by a response from the texter interrupting the story.

Dude 1:Yo dude you'll never believe this, I was at me girlfriends the other day...
Dude 2:*generous texting* *click click click*
Dude 1:and...
Dude 2: *click click click*
Dude 1:we were sitting on the couch...
Dude 2:*click click click*
Dude 2: yea dude I know really.....
Dude 1:........

Generous Texting by MovieMajic December 13, 2009

Generous Squirt 

A Rhode Island term meaning ejaculation of seminal fluid.

I just did a generous squirt last night

Generous Squirt by Kugeln September 27, 2018

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon 

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Generous Mimosa 

Its when a girl is on her knees giving a guy a blowjob while he's standing up. In each hand he holds a bottle of champagne and a bottle of orange juice. He cums in the girls mouth. But before she swallows she opens her mouth to gargle the cum as the guy pours both the bottle of champagne and bottle of orange juice into her mouth.

"She came over after our date and I gave her a generous mimosa."

Generous Mimosa by Lorvul August 13, 2019