fuck yo couch nigga 

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.

Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"

fuck yo couch nigga by dareeza October 1, 2008

Fuck your couch! 

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"

Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*

Fuck your couch! by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009

FUCK MY COUCH 

it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.

FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars

FUCK MY COUCH by anon21123 April 28, 2010

Fuck Yo Couch 

A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.

"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."

Fuck Yo Couch by G Basic June 9, 2004

fuck yo couch 

When a black man destroys another black man's couch.

"Fuck yo couch nigga!"

fuck yo couch by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004

couch fuck 

when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it

billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat

couch fuck by matt gardener October 16, 2006

fuck your couch 

It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done

Person 1: I just finished my homework!

Person 2: Fuck your couch.

fuck your couch by ireallyhateyoualot October 4, 2011