oral fructose tolerance test

the act of fellatio. Fructose is a major component of semen.

"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."

oral fructose tolerance test by tehfish February 21, 2010

High-Fructose Corn Syrup 

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

High-Fructose Corn Syrup by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

high fructose 

Sweet

'Good lawd, her cake is 100% High Fructose'

'I know bro, Just looking is giving me diabetes'

high fructose by Booty Bigbut January 17, 2015

High Fructose Porn Syrup 

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.

"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"

High Fructose Porn Syrup by I'm Already In your Database March 31, 2012

High Fructose Headache 

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x

"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
Uwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwu

High Fructose Headache by Lavilz January 19, 2023

high fructose corn syrup daddy 

A sugar daddy that’s a little cheaper. Isn’t going to support you 100%.

I have a high fructose corn syrup daddy i still have to pay my insurance!

high fructose corn syrup daddy by Oneadam24 May 13, 2025

high fructose corn syrup daddy 

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

high fructose corn syrup daddy by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025