flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

flat tire by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

flat tire by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

Alaskan flat tire 

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

Alaskan flat tire by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

Flat tire by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

Flat Tire by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

flat tire by misterissues June 11, 2009

Flat Tire

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.

"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"

Flat Tire by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014