Dirty Fat Albert 

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

Dirty Fat Albert by gaurd565 February 15, 2015

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! 

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a! by Matt December 23, 2003

fat alberto 

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

fat alberto by seabass February 22, 2005