Piss Fir 

(1) One of the Fir tree species of the Pacific Northwest. (2) 1970's and 1980's Northern California slang for an employee of the U.S. Forest Service.

(1) "Don't cut down that Piss Fir, it is a shade tree." (2) "Those Piss Firs made a lot of money during fire season."

Piss Fir by HappyAssArrows July 17, 2022

Cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces

Scouce (Liverpudlian) term for very cold indeed

Its cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces whack

Cold enuff fir two piera bootlaces by Manxie April 13, 2007

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE 

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE by DICHDONGREE June 18, 2018

the Douglas Fir 

Where a girl's pubic hair tickles a guy's balls while he fucks her.

I normally don't dig the natural look, but i love when my girl gives me the Douglas Fir.

the Douglas Fir by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009

camir_fir 

An arcane odyssey player whose incredibly rich and identifies as a crow, she also really likes shinies

shinies - camir_fir

camir_fir by blakebrruh September 30, 2023

u fir sbap 

when ur high as and trying to ask someone if they have snap chat, also could be used as a pick up line.

“u fir sbap?”
“what does that even mean?”

u fir sbap by sbap March 17, 2024

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

Only fir trees should wear tips by QuacksO November 15, 2025