excrement queen
excrement queen by jonnythin pasqualealaleylalyealyelalye June 6, 2003
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pickled excrement
A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005
The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
Fornicate This Excrement
Fornicate This Excrement by Teatard January 28, 2009
soupy excrement
soupy excrement by Goober April 5, 2004
after the excrement hit the air-conditioning
A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
after the excrement hit the air-conditioning by super_juicebox November 6, 2008
Corpulent piece of excrement
Politer way to say fat shit
Corpulent piece of excrement by Oh my my March 19, 2015