Dog In A Bathtub 

Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub

"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"

Dog In A Bathtub by Autumns Definitions November 19, 2016

keeping the dog in the bathtub 

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

keeping the dog in the bathtub by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Dog In The Bathtub 

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.

Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.

Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

Dog In The Bathtub by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022

a dog in a bathtub 

attempting to fit both your balls and cock inside of a womans vagina. it is called this because it is harder than trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

christina was so loose that i totally pulled a dog in a bathtub on her!

a dog in a bathtub by carrionshine211 May 22, 2008

dog in the bathtub 

While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.

Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

dog in the bathtub by Scud August 20, 2004

dog in a bathtub 

The sexual act of placing both penis and full scrotum inside the anus of your partner. Said act is aptly titled as pertaining to the complication factor of performing the act of keeping a Dog in a bathtub.

Dude, that girl is ill. She let me give her a dog in a bathtub!

dog in a bathtub by The Broiler July 16, 2008

dog in the bathtub 

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.

dog in the bathtub by Anonymous April 25, 2003