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grand theft dine-and-dash 

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.
We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!
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dine and dash 

When you leave a restaurant without paying; The most asshole thing you can do to a waiter/waitress
Waitress/Waiter: "Excuse me manager Bob, I just had a dine and dash on table 16. I walked away for a second to refill their drink and when I came back they were gone."

Manager Bob: "Well Suzie, I'm going to have to fire you, unless you can pay for their tab."

Waitress/Waiter: "Well fuck, that sucks."
dine and dash by Niso December 31, 2007

dine at the y 

to eat out a woman's crotch.
the Y referring to her body and legs
Man, Scotty's sister is drunk, I am SOOO gonna dine at the Y later...
dine at the y by spanky July 10, 2003

dileepkumar 

A posh Indian teacher who often forgets names and pays back in sweets
She forgot my name for the 100th time! She's such a Dileepkumar.
dileepkumar by CwlUnicorn25 December 17, 2017

dineleysaurus 

dine-li-sore-us
noun - a dinosaur with a large growth of hair on it's head who goes nuts
"holy shit it's a dineleysaurus, run for your lives!"
dineleysaurus by mr X January 29, 2004
A person who is content knowing they are the "best ever" in every possible way.
Oh my God! Jake was on fire today...he was a total Deneene in the bed!!!
Deneene by lilabelle December 8, 2010

Diner Hot 

Kinda sloppy... Kinda trashy... Cigarettes and eye liner. Like the one girl working at Waffle House who still has most of her teeth.
What do you think of that chick over there with her ass hangin out of her shorts? She's diner hot. I'd still do it.
Diner Hot by 8 Dollars April 15, 2019