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Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker 

A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?

Ketchup Dimensional 

Having tru love and devotion for all things ketchup and ketchup on all things. Others may tell you that you need to broaden your horizons, try BBQ or tartar sauce for once, but you ain't havin it. Ketchup on your burgers, nuggets, fishsticks, hot dogs, buns...anything you could possibly eat in a lifetime.
If you're slackin on your snackin you betta Ketchup on your game, holla back!
Friend: Dude, fish sticks and ketchup? Are you serious? Here, have some tartar.

Other friend: Hell no man, gone ketchup dimensional, I'm seein red son.

Friend: Shit man, that's love.

Other friend: Word

1-dimensional

Used to call someone who is daft, boring or an idiot
Ur so 1-dimensional man
1-dimensional by m0Bo May 19, 2018

non-dimensional joke

When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.
Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!
non-dimensional joke by karsick August 15, 2018

Fourth Dimensional Brain 

A brain that's so astronomically large, that it's not even in this dimension.
Josh: *Gets shot in the head and survives*
Doctor: How did you survive?
Josh: My brain isn't even in this dimension.
Doctor: Shit, this legend has a fourth dimensional brain.
Fourth Dimensional Brain by UTOI November 29, 2018

Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory 

This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.
Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing