Having tru love and devotion for all things ketchup and ketchup on all things. Others may tell you that you need to broaden your horizons, try BBQ or tartar sauce for once, but you ain't havin it. Ketchup on your burgers, nuggets, fishsticks, hot dogs, buns...anything you could possibly eat in a lifetime.
If you're slackin on your snackin you betta Ketchup on your game, holla back!
When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.
The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.
Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tiredright now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!
Josh: *Gets shot in the head and survives*
Doctor: How did you survive?
Josh: My brain isn't even in this dimension.
Doctor: Shit, this legend has a fourth dimensional brain.
This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.